The writer with the unforgettable name, big laughs and a seemingly endless bag of topics

*Not an actual photo of Sarah Paris. I just figured this pic aptly described the coolness that Sarah exudes. Photo by Alex Sheldon on Unsplash

I’ve been wanting to use “anal salve” and “ball sack breath” in a title for so long now. Thank God for these newsletters where all my dreams can come true.

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This was for two reasons:

Asking myself the hard-hitting questions of which there are no suitable answers

The days are long, but the nights are longer. The nights are long but the infinitesimal moments in which I must converse with commoners is much longer still.

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Lindsay Rae Brown

Mother, writer, user of too many hashtags.

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