Why Are You Eating Grass? And Other Notes For My Dog.

Meet Lucy The Dog

Re: Why Are You Eating Grass?

Re: Your Butt Is Not As Small As You Think It Is.

Re: Please Stop Eating that Deer Shit.

Re: There Are Other Ways To Show The Kids You Love Them.

Re: Why don’t you respond to “Drop It?”

Re: Have you seen my wallet?

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