Farting In Bed with Boys

Well, one boy, to be precise.

Photo by Kinga Cichewicz on Unsplash

I understand that this all sounds a little unbelievable, but I wouldn’t lie to you, at least not regarding the serious business of wind breaking.

I have been told, time and time again, that it is unhealthy to withhold farts.

I’m pretty sure this is the worst news my husband has ever given me.

Mother, writer, user of too many hashtags.

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