A Brief History of the Lives I Lived During my Shower This Morning

Photo by Chase @jiggiemon Wilson on Unsplash

Some mornings I stand in my shower and allow the warm water to flow over me. I stare anxiously out the unfortunately low hanging window in my bathtub, praying that the neighbours don’t look out their kitchen window while washing their breakfast dishes, onto my naked body. It’s happened before and it’s awkward for everyone involved.