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About Me — Lindsay Rae Brown

Writing through the stress…usually in a unicorn onesie. — If you need to know one thing about me, it is this: I love my name. My name is boss. To be clear, my name isn’t actually “boss,” which would be weird. But it is boss as in the slang (that dates back to the 1880s!), meaning super hip and…

About Me

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About Me — Lindsay Rae Brown
About Me — Lindsay Rae Brown

Published in Fanfare

·6 days ago

Direct Quotes from My Daughter While Watching The Rocky Horror Picture Show for The First Time

Showing my daughter my favourite movie helped me understand its message better — WARNING: Spoilers ahead — if you have yet to experience The Rocky Horror Picture show stop everything you’re doing and go watch it now. I’ll wait. *Shivers with antici…pation!* There is no greater joy in the world than seeing Tim Curry fabulously clad in fishnets, stilettos and that iconic sparkling…

Humor

6 min read

Direct Quotes from My Daughter While Watching The Rocky Horror Picture Show for The First Time
Direct Quotes from My Daughter While Watching The Rocky Horror Picture Show for The First Time

Published in Artisanal Article Machine

·Jun 25

Dog Eats Decapitated Bird

My life is quickly becoming the punchline of a very bad joke — There’s been a lot of dead animals on the streets lately. Is it the end times? Perhaps. I don’t want to get into that right now because it scares the bejeezus out of me, so I’ll leave it as a hanging observation — small dead rodents sully my streets with…

Humor

4 min read

Dog Eats Decapitated Bird
Dog Eats Decapitated Bird

Published in it’s just foam

·Jun 23

7 Random Things I Routinely Find Myself Yelling into the Void

Cool cool cool — I don’t often talk to myself. That would be crazy. If I do find myself speaking aloud while I’m the only person in my general vicinity, it’s usually because I’m having an entire conversation with my brain. To be clear, there is a big difference between talking to oneself and…

Humor

5 min read

7 Random Things I Routinely Find Myself Yelling into the Void
7 Random Things I Routinely Find Myself Yelling into the Void

Published in it’s just foam

·Jun 20

Hi, I’m the Bored Kid Sitting in Front of You at Your Child’s Summer Band Recital

And I’m here to ruin some memories — Look, no one said it would be easy to be this annoying, but the French horns are doing a solo right now that sounds like an enormous fart, and I’m going to make the most of it. Let me tell you a little story, lady. Once upon a time, my…

Fiction

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Hi, I’m the Bored Kid Sitting in Front of You at Your Child’s Summer Band Recital
Hi, I’m the Bored Kid Sitting in Front of You at Your Child’s Summer Band Recital

Published in it’s just foam

·Jun 19

Mentally Preparing For My Parent-Teacher Interview on Zoom

Video calls are the worst — My dad used to be the kind of parent that would have to have a stiff rum and coke before attending any school function. I think that it was an undiagnosed social anxiety thing. You know, back before anyone cared about mental health and how it affects our lives on…

Humor

5 min read

Mentally Preparing For My Parent-Teacher Interview on Zoom
Mentally Preparing For My Parent-Teacher Interview on Zoom

Published in it’s just foam

·Jun 12

A Couple of Colourful Homemade Dishcloths Saved The World from an AI Apocalypse

True story, I swear — Lars and I have taken to going on long walks and discussing how we might die. Okay, I realize this may be a weird hobby to partake in with your 13-year-old son, but all too often, I think mother/son relationships can get lost in the mix once those precarious teenage…

Humor

5 min read

A Couple of Colourful Homemade Dishcloths Saved The World from an AI Apocalypse
A Couple of Colourful Homemade Dishcloths Saved The World from an AI Apocalypse

Jun 10

When Your Social Anxiety is Raging, Remember the People Who Love You

A story about making small steps towards bravery — I am filled with deep foreboding fear. It’s a silly thing, but silly never meant less frightening. At least for me, it never has. The fear began about a week ago when I received a notification on my work scheduling app saying there would be a staff get-together happening the…

Anxiety

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When Your Social Anxiety is Raging, Remember the People Who Love You
When Your Social Anxiety is Raging, Remember the People Who Love You

Published in it’s just foam

·Jun 9

Back When I Used to Ruthlessly Hunt Down Small Rodents as a Fun Pastime

Please don’t come after me, animal activists — Mole hunting wasn’t something I grew up with but instead learned about in my early twenties. My dad didn’t acquire his acreage until well after I had moved away from home but still only lived a stone’s throw away. Okay, it was a little farther than a stone’s throw, but…

Self

5 min read

Back When I Used to Ruthlessly Hunt Down Small Rodents as a Fun Pastime
Back When I Used to Ruthlessly Hunt Down Small Rodents as a Fun Pastime

Published in Fanfare

·Jun 1

Direct Quotes from My Kids While Watching Back to the Future for the First Time

“That’s some creepy shit.” — The problem with creating a series based solely on children’s reactions is that often, children do not want to participate in the things you’d like them to participate in. This poses a significant problem because as much as I’d like to continue forcing them to watch these classic movies with…

Movies

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Direct Quotes from My Kids While Watching Back to the Future for the First Time
Direct Quotes from My Kids While Watching Back to the Future for the First Time
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